10 Things I've Learned From My Mistakes, our newest article
In fact, our only article. And probably out of date at that.

Are you the idiot behind this log spam?

199.106.167.13 - - [25/Apr/2017:09:40:26 -0700] "GET /? HTTP/1.0" 403 - "-" "Wget/1.12 (linux-gnu)" "-"

It's been ongoing for months now and it's getting you exactly nowhere. Kinda curious what you think you're up to though. Drop us a line, maybe we can help.

Update: While we approve of unattended bots running haywire and exhausting our bandwidth and resources, we have to wonder who let Roadkill Randu near a computer long enough to figure out how to write one? Frankly I didn't know they made BASIC interpreters any more.

"Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can." --Herman Melville